First, dear questioner, let us here at Jerry say how lucky you are—one, you are dating a ventriloquist, and two, you’re going to the Vent Haven Museum to peruse more than 900 dummies and other ventriloquistic paraphernalia from the 19th, 20th, and 21st centuries!
But here’s the really good news—your Dodge Avenger gets 29 miles per gallon on the highway with a 16.9-gallon fuel tank, meaning you get about 490 miles per tank of gas. From Indianapolis, it’s 113 miles to Fort Mitchell, Kentucky, which is just south of Cincinnati**.
This means you’ll comfortably get to the Vent Haven and back home to Indy on roughly a half tank of gas. So, what does that mean? That you and your ventriloquist gentleman-caller can make the trip to the Vent Haven and back to Indianapolis twice! Edgar Bergman and his dummy Charlie McCarthy are no doubt both smiling down from heaven.
Now, we know you’re wondering—do dummies go to heaven? Of course they do. We’ll pretend you didn’t ask.
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